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posted by james comstock on Mar-01-2003 at 08:36 AM

I downloaded your songs and read you history and I thimk you guys are great. And I also think that sporks are the best invention in the history of eating utensils.keep playing you guys rock
jimmy c

Your awesome what?
reply posted on Sep-16-2003 at 09:54 PM

Thanks, Jimmy and/or James!

Glad to hear you've downloaded our songs and are enjoying them at your leisure!

Of course, you realize that now we will be forced to sue you for millions upon millions of dollars in accordance with the current RIAA policies and procedures.

JUST KIDDING!

We'll only be suing you for thousands of dollars.

Now, as for Sporks being the best invention in the history of eating utensils, it's hard to argue that point. Even in a court of law.

The only utensil that can even hold a candle to a Spork is the Swatula, which can be used to flip pancakes and kill household pests!

Thanks for writing,

Spork