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posted by stephanie on Mar-28-2003 at 10:57 AM

hello. i have no idea what this band is about. all i know is that i am obsessed with sporks. i even had a ring made with "sporky" (my nick name) on it. please send me some information. thank you.

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reply posted on Sep-16-2003 at 09:54 PM

Dear Sporky,

Unlike most bands, it turns out this band is all about the money. NOT the music as in most cases.

Unfortunately, in an ironic twist of justice, we are currently making around $0 each week. Which adds up to $0.00-million annually.

So, we are basically stuck being about the music, even though we'd much prefer not to be.

And don't be embarrased about your obsession with sporks, it's healthy to be codependent on household utensils! I wouldn't be caught dead without my Swatula!

Thanks for writing,

Spork