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posted by james on May-28-2003 at 09:51 PM

hey you guys are awesome. Im 17 and live in guilderlandny and found your web site when surching for stuff about my favorate utinsil. I down loaded you music a while back and have listend to it all the time. your sound is so unique and Im a total fan.
it quite funny I can see myself in the song too familiar.soo rock on. and hey if you ever hit out with a albom tell me

What the heck...
reply posted on Sep-16-2003 at 09:54 PM

Dear James,

Wow! Two e-mails from you. That's dedication! Sorry we hadn't responded until now, but you know Nate, he's a slacker.

We really do appreciate you being a total fan, and I'm glad you like our stuff so much! And don't worry, we aren't really planning to sue anyone.

I just have a couple follow-up questions to your latest e-mail:

1) Where is Guilderlandny? For a second I thought that might be where Peter Pan lives, but I think that was actually a fictional story.

2) Is English a second language in Guilderlandny?

Seriously though, www.dictionary.com. Add that to your favorite links.

We kid because we luve...I mean, love.

Keep listening and glad you enjoyed "Too Familiar," us nerds gotta stick together. And we're all nerds.

Thanks for writing,

Spork