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buh face
posted by buttface on Jun-12-2003 at 09:34 AM

make a song called "spork chop"

Pidgeon-holed
reply posted on Sep-16-2003 at 09:54 PM

Make a song called "spork chop?" What are you trying to say, buttface?

Because our name is Spork, all our songs need to have spork in the title? Like "Born with a Silver Spork in your Mouth." Or "Spork and Beans." Or "This Spork is Your Spork."

That's just plain silly, buttface.

Pearl Jam doesn't have a hit song called "Peanut Butter and Pearl Jam."

Hootie and the Blowfish didn't sing "Blowfish and Chips."

Diana Ross doesn't have a tune entitled "Diana Ross Goes to Town."

Does she, buttface?

Besides, sporks don't chop. The whole concept is flawed. Think before you write!

Thanks for writing,

Spork







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