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Lack of news
posted by A. Fan on Jul-29-2003 at 09:56 PM

I for one am concerned about the lack of news. What's the scoop, er, spork? I want new material and I want it now!! The whole "C" thing worries me as well. Cumberland, Crofton, Columbia. Where to next? Catonsville perhaps? Side project anyone? Hmmmm. At least humor us with more wise-ass e-mails. And that Lee Dunn fellow sure can pluck the gitfiddle. Could he be the fifth member? Does he have what it takes to eat with the Perfect Utensil? The shadow knows.

The fifth Sporker?
reply posted on Sep-16-2003 at 11:27 PM

Well, Lee Dunn, I don't really think there's room in this band for a gitfiddle. And the shadow's been out of the loop for years.

As for a side project, I was actually thinking about hooking up with people in Cleveland or Cincinatti or Chicago. What a minute...no...I think I'll work with somebody in California...dammit...Columbus, Colorado, China! SON OF A...you win this round, Lee Dunn.

Thanks for writing,

Spork







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