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I thank the Lord daily for my SPORK CD
posted by was lost but now am found on Oct-21-2003 at 12:39 PM

I was recently forced by some dude in red and yellow tights to take a CD that I really didn't want. Well, I thank the Lord daily that I did take that CD - which turned out to be by a band named SPORK. The CD has changed my life. I now have a wonderful coaster that stops drips from sweaty glasses from ruining my wood table. I just want to say "Thank you, guy in yellow and red tights!"

Rock 'n roller coaster
reply posted on Oct-21-2003 at 04:56 PM

This "dude" in red and yellow tights is obviously performing a valuable public service. There are many sweaty glasses out there dripping onto unprotected wooden, and perhaps even suede, surfaces.

But not for long. While Spork CDs were originally manufactured to be "listened to", customers quickly realized the multi-faceted nature of said product.

Not only can it keep water rings off your end table and/or TV tray, it can also be used to mark important pages in a text book; enhance the look of your rear-view mirror; and, in emergencies, serve as a ninja throwing star.

Thanks for writing,

Spork