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Spork-tacular
posted by Foxy Vandenburg on Oct-07-2002 at 08:05 PM

This is one great site! I've been wanting to contact the band for a long time and now I can! Thanks, Spork!
If anyone in the band knows anything about computers, I have some pictures I got through the windows of Western Maryland College during one of your practices. They are on CD, so maybe you can upload them. Keep up the good work, Spork!
Your photographer,
Foxy V.

Never say never
reply posted on Sep-16-2003 at 09:54 PM

Well, Foxy, it's been almost a year, and we've decided it's about time to get back to our loyal fans. Even the ones that e-mail under fake aliases.

Although, technically, i guess all aliases are fake, so what I just wrote was really an oxymoron.

As for those pictures, we'd love to have them! And I bet you probably have them on a convenient disc that you could take out of your damn drawyer and give to us!

Thanks for the mail!

Spork