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Updates
posted by Lee "Lars" Dunn on Jan-03-2004 at 10:34 PM

Much like the arrival of the New Year, updates on this site seem to come to us at the same pace; once a year. Although internet trickery attempts to fool the loyal Spork fans, (both Melissa and myself) what with the dated postings and all, I feel the time in between crapdates, er, updates resembles that of, well, the journey a namad would take across a desert searching for water. Frankly, I'm thirsty. Thank You in advance for addressing this issue. Lars

Namad?
reply posted on Jan-12-2004 at 12:18 PM

What the hell is a namad? Did you mean Joe Namad the famous pretty-boy quarterback of the upset Jets? I really don't remember him taking a journey anywhere other than to Kansas City for some away games.

As far as this "updates" issue goes, I can't really argue with your stance that they come infrequently. But I will. They come frequently! Game. Set. Match. Winner: Blaise.

Now, if you are truly loyal Spork fans, you will send me a check for some new equipment. Mainly a high-definition television.

Thanks for writing,

Spork