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posted by Lee "Lars" Dunn on Jan-03-2004 at 10:37 PM

I know I havn't played out in some time but come on now, this is crazy. Thank You again for fixing the stove, and the playing out thing. Lars.

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reply posted on Jan-12-2004 at 12:28 PM

I was happy to work on your stove. Although I wouldn't say I "fixed" it. I just plugged it in.

Now, I couldn't agree more on the playing out thing. You really haven't played out in some time. And that is crazy. And disappointing. And reprehensible. And redundant.

As for Spork, we are planning a full-scale tour of the Eastern Seaboard this Spring. And by "Seaboard" I mean "Columbia." And by "full-scale" I mean "practice." And by "tour" I mean "session." And by "Spork" I mean "me."

Thanks for writing,

Spork