Sporks-R-Us
reply posted on Mar-26-2004 at 04:11 PM

Well, Luis, finally someone comes up with an important question for the band. I'm pretty sure most of us are tired of the "How can you call yourself a band if you never play anywhere?" questions. Not to mention the "If you could have sex with an alien, would you do it?" questions.

There are many places to procure sporks in today's instant gratification society.

Several fine-dining establishments provide sporks for hungry patrons, including Taco Bell, Kentucky Fried Chicken (now KFC), and occasionally your neighborhood Pizza Hut.

Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target-Mart and any of the other marts more than likely carry sporks among their plastic utensils.

IKEA carries the designer Spork-a-Lounger combination recliner and soup holder.

And Hecht's now offers a designer 5-piece sterling silver spork set, including the handy pitchspork for maneuvering those pesky bales of hay AND scooping up those pesky horse droppings.

Of course, if you are in the market for a Sprok, I can't be much help.

Happy shopping, Luis, and thanks for writing!

Blaise from Spork