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posted by Brad on Apr-07-2004 at 09:54 AM

Was wondering if yall had any band t-shirts with a spork on em, that would be badass, or possibly a spork wristband, you know teenagers love wristbands. if not, yall should look into getting into that kind of merch, would be hot sellers, i'd buy one. please get back to me.

Careful what you wish for...
reply posted on Apr-12-2004 at 03:28 PM

Well, Mr. Twiztidfacko, we found your proposal quite intriguing. Especially the part where you said you'd "buy one [hundred]" t-shirts.

I'm pretty sure because it's in writing it's a legally binding contract. We'll be charging $100,000 per shirt, so that's...a zillion dollars you owe us. Please make the check and/or money order out to Blaise St. Amand.

And for the rest of you, say "Thank You" to Mr. Twiztidfacko. Not only will he be funding our next 27 albums, but he's given us the final push to move ahead with our Spork-wide merchandising campaign. Affectionately referred to internally as the "Give Us Your Money" campaign.

And it might not just be t-shirts and teenage-friendly wristbands for sale in the not-too-distant future. Can you say magnets?

Thanks for writing,

Blaise from Spork