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Spork Game
posted by Johnny Fever on Jul-06-2004 at 10:10 PM

When is the videogame coming out? I thought I read about a game called "Spork: Four-Pronged Attack" on the Interweb. Something about attacking rival bands with plastic spoon-fork like things called sporks. I just want to let you know that if this game comes out it will be the best. I'll post all kinds of good reviews for it on the user review sections of game sites and retailers. It would be awesome if you all wrote a story about the game on your website with in-game pictures and movies!

Game off
reply posted on Jul-13-2004 at 01:03 PM

Johnny, the only fever we have around here is for more cowbell. While it would be cool to see movies of a cartoon version of Adam attacking rival bands with sporks, there are several problems:

First, we have no rival bands. All other bands are our friends, even those that are trying to steal our name and keep bugging me about it.

Second, there is no game.

And third, if there was, it would probably be more like pong.

The real lesson we've learned here today is that the Interweb does not always tell the truth. In fact, I'd say at least 17% of what is published online is either slanted, biased or completely untrue.

For example: Flying car?;
Raining frogs?;
Real movie?

So, although the Interweb is a valuable source of information about movie times, driving directions, DVD release dates and boobs, you need to be careful about what you take as gospel.

Thanks for writing,

Blair from Spork