Stewardess...I speak jive
reply posted on Jul-15-2004 at 12:00 PM

Since I don't have any idea what this Kearns just said, let me take a moment to respond to some other concerns that have been brought to my attention:

1. Stickers - Yes, there do exist Spork stickers, and yes, they can be placed on cars if need be. BUT, they are only in the prototype phase right now, and not yet for sale.

However, for a limited time, you can WIN one of these fine prototypes by entering the Name That Bassist contest. Just click on "Contact Spork" to the right over there, and send us the most fitting nickname you can come up with. The winner will be mailed a shiny new sticker...which is actually rather old and starting to curl at the edges.

2. Other new stuff - Yes, we promised you lots of new stuff on the site by now. But let me just say this, we have been very, very busy and lazy lately, so shut up. And believe me, it will be worth it if everything we've dreamed up becomes reality. As Pedro says, "Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true..."

Now, what was your original question? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!

Thanks for writing,

Blair from Spork