Perfect Utensil - Home of the band "Spork" : Contact Spork

Spork talks back!!

You've got something to say - we've got to make fun of it.

Sighting the site insights sighter ache
posted by Foxy Vandenburg on Jul-15-2004 at 05:05 PM

Hey. When I view the sight these days at work, something is weird. Reading the yellow and black text over the blue background is difficult because it is blurry as if it is possibly in 3D. Did your talented webmaster figure out how to 3Derize your sight? Do you have any 3D glasses I can borrow to check it out? I am getting a headache from this.
Sincerely,
Foxy Vandenburg

The third dimension of spelling
reply posted on Jul-19-2004 at 04:07 PM

While I cannot comment on problems with your "sight," I am certain there is nothing wrong with our "site."

I'm guessing if our talented Webmaster had managed to 3D-erize our "sight," it would be difficult to drive, look at the daily percentage values on cereal boxes, and play dodge ball. And I'm certain that wearing 3D glasses would not help correct such vision problems.

I have heard the color-scheme employed at the Perfect Utensil described as "jarring" and "hideous." But I haven't heard it yet deemed "headache-inducing."

Have you tried getting a running start before you start reading? Or maybe just walking it off?

Ok, hope this helps!

Thanks for writing,

Blaise from Spork