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posted by Renee on Aug-15-2004 at 05:39 PM

hi.
yeah. i was real sad to see that Mark the Aardvark didn't make onto the ballot. Nor did Bruce Mongoose. whats the deal?
Also, I'd definitely cast my vote for the moniker Dr.Sporctopus, given Mark's penchant for world domination and his alien-cephalopod lineage.
Alas, Spork remains deathly silent on the subject of intergalactic foreign policy. Don't try to deny it...I'll let your voting record speak for itself.

Voting fraud
reply posted on Aug-19-2004 at 01:51 PM

Well, I certainly think if you felt that strongly about including a rhyming mammalian name you should have made your voice heard long before the ballot was released.

As I remember it, there was quite a long nomination period during which you could have suggested "Amanda the Panda" and "Debra the Zebra" and "Joel the Mole" and "Zhiraphe the Giraffe."

But you didn't did you? Most likely, you were foolishly whiling away the hours on the West Coast working on your tan or mingling with today's hottest stars from American Idol.

You certainly weren't making important decisions regarding bassist nicknames or capitalization at the beginning of sentences. And I won't even mention the unfortunate lack of apostrophes.

As for our intergalactic record, so far we don't even have an Earth release to speak of. We are developing a following on Dargon 7, but their use of shoe-horns as a form of currency keeps us from releasing an album there. But once Dargon 6 gets word of our popularity, an intergalactic record won't be far behind. Of course, that's light years away...

Oh, and on the subject of Mark's alien heritage...where's your proof? Until you have some, I suggest you keep quiet on the subject...it tends to cause Mark to bare his fangs and slash at you with his tentacles.

Thanks for writing!

Blaise







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