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Not So Silly Questions
posted by F.V. (anonymous fan) on Sep-15-2004 at 02:39 PM

Dear Blaise from Spork:

I think that if you polled your fans, you would see that my questions are not silly at all. In fact, this blatent slowness is typical of Spork as of late and we, the fans, are growing tired of waiting around hoping you will fulfill your empty promises....
"We are making Spork Tshirts."
"We are redesigning the website."
"We are going to get together and play some songs."
"We are going to nickname Mark and give out a sticker."
It seems that the only time you guys ever really do what you say you will is when you are trying to meet up to see a movie. Please Spork, in this election year filled with so many empty promises (no offense Virginia), show us that you mean what you say and send that poor winner (whomever that may be) a sticker.

And may God Bless America,
A Fan

Lies all lies
reply posted on Sep-15-2004 at 05:30 PM

With a subject like "Not So Silly Questions" I expected to find at least one question mark in your e-mail...but no. Nothing. Not one.

Setting that aside, you bring up some interesting points which I'm sure all our fans would love to discuss. Educated people are always asking:
"When is the hot new Spork album coming out?"
"When is that new website going to launch?"
"When am I going to get to wear that latest, coolest Spork t-shirt since there is absolutely nowhere to buy a Nerds Are Hot shirt?"

Well, soon you'll have a place to discuss these topics and more! In just a few short weeks, Spork will debut the Sporkee Fan Site and Message Board where you can post your thoughts, create a blog and share your latest photos with fellow Sporkees. We promise!

Ok, I gotta go meet the guys at the cinema.

Thanks for writing,

Blaise from Spork

ps - I think you'll find I took you up on your offer to poll the fans.