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where can i hear y'all's music?
posted by SporkTheTyrant on Sep-16-2004 at 04:43 PM

i did a random search for "spork" cause that's me nickname.... and guess what me found, aye? um where can i download some of your music cause i've never heard of y'all before or even seen your cd, if y'all have one... so where can i hear your music? i'd like it if y'all email me or something... heh ^.^

Listen to this!
reply posted on Sep-17-2004 at 04:16 PM

Mr. The Tyrant,

First, it appears to me that your search for "spork" is actually rather specific. A random search would likely involve closing your eyes and blindly mashing the keypad. But it's possible I'm getting caught up in semantics.

We do have CDs, a couple of them actually. Although they are not for sale to the general public because if they fell into the wrong hands it could cause a global catastrophe. Of global proportions! Global.

So, your only option at this point is to hop back onto Perfectutensil.com, and visit our Audio/Visual page. There are 5 lip-smacking good songs there from our "4-Pronged Attack" E.P., in tradable mp3 form.

If you already tried that and had some trouble, it could mean any one of 3 things:

1) The coding was off. This problem has been remedied and therefore never existed.

2) You're on a Mac. The downloads are occasionally troublesome on Macs, so you'll probably want to gain access to a PC.

3) You're a doofus. I tried to think of the best word to summarize what I think of people who don't visit our Audio/Visual page and download our songs. And doofus about sums it up. I also thought of "lame-o-zoid" and "stinkler."

Oh, and we know a thing or two about nicknames around here. Trust me, you got yourself a good one!

Thanks for writing,

Blaise from Spork