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posted by Peaches McGaul on Sep-21-2004 at 09:59 AM

In regards to your inquiries I've done some research on the vernacular quoted by Dr.Sporctopus. According to Urban Dictionary.com a Homegirl is:

"A specific chick you are talking about."

while this definition is obviously lacking a certain... je ne sais quois, I think it sheds some valuable light on the situation between the Dr. and his purported "homegirl".

Stay with me here.

Further digging led me to a clarification of the "props" reference.
\Props\, n. pl. A game of chance, in which four sea shells, each called a prop, are used instead of dice.

It would appear that Dr. Sporctopus didn't think your "prize" of an old new Spork sticker was quite sufficient for Miss Vandenburg. How he could think this is unimaginable. However, it would appear that you need to find at least four seashells for Foxy in compliance with the Dr.'s wishes.

After dragging his name through the mud its the only decent thing to do.

You go homegirl
reply posted on Sep-23-2004 at 01:33 PM

Peaches,

Your arguments are well thought out and follow a very logical line of reasoning.

However, it should be noted that we at Spork do not control the media. And while I may be responsible for posting the lastest Alt-Rock-Funk-related news from various media outlets around the globe, I do not put words into the media's proverbial mouths.

If they have questions about the good doctor's relationship with various groupies, or about his frequent drinking binges, or his collection of rare, hand-carved drug paraphernalia, how am I to stop that? And certainly I can't be blamed for any subsequent mud-dragging.

As for Foxy, I'm sure she's quite happy being the only person in the world to own a first-edition Spork sticker. However, she is welcome to supplement her burgeoning sticker collection with as many seashells as she can find. I'd suggest checking the local Atlantic Ocean before making any unnecessary trips to the Pacific or Indian franchises.

Thanks for writing,

Blaise from Spork







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