|
Spork talks back!!
You've got something to say - we've got to make fun of it.
See what other people are saying
In regards to your inquiries I've done some research on the vernacular quoted by Dr.Sporctopus. According to Urban Dictionary.com a Homegirl is:
"A specific chick you are talking about."
while this definition is obviously lacking a certain... je ne sais quois, I think it sheds some valuable light on the situation between the Dr. and his purported "homegirl".
Stay with me here.
Further digging led me to a clarification of the "props" reference. \Props\, n. pl. A game of chance, in which four sea shells, each called a prop, are used instead of dice.
It would appear that Dr. Sporctopus didn't think your "prize" of an old new Spork sticker was quite sufficient for Miss Vandenburg. How he could think this is unimaginable. However, it would appear that you need to find at least four seashells for Foxy in compliance with the Dr.'s wishes.
After dragging his name through the mud its the only decent thing to do.
|