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IC3 P055Y 0\/\/NZ35 SHPOOKA!!
posted by IC3 P055Y on Jan-21-2005 at 02:10 PM

Yo yo, this is a cawl to yawl at the group taht goez bi Shpork. Juzt wanted to say that joos are ownzed by the Ic3 P055y Cr3\/\/ (referred to herein as the ICP cuz its 2 h4rd 2 type beeaych). Anywhat, my boyz and I's wus sittnin her (St Loius Style) and wuz peepin yo albmun and we wuz percolating on the dope rythems you crackaz was thrizzin down. As alwayz, we counld count on Too Familiar 2 raize ours hedz and be keepin it REAL yo0. But da boyz wuz just wundrin, whens yo next shit done gonna be hittin the best Buy that we playz X-box at? sresouly yo, tha fanz be wanting to each soup and salads with 1 fine utenzil for like days! We know yous gots gorupys ta be tending, but that aing't not an excsue, less blazer gots some throat std from the nasty gorupy, they we cans wait. Welllz, peice out ya'll.

Wow...
reply posted on Jan-24-2005 at 05:27 PM

First, let's put to rest these nasty rumors about me getting some sort of throat STD from a groupie. WE DON'T HAVE GROUPIES! We have Sporkees! I got my STD from a SPORKEE! Get your facts straight.

Now, I will admit that the first time I read your e-mail and saw that someone from ICP was writing to say they owned us, I did get a little freaked out. I mean, Insane Clown Posse ain't nothing to be messin' wid...sorry, I started to lapse into your strange St. Louis dialect.

But then, when I realize that ICP in this case stood for Ice Possy Crew...(or Ice Pus...well, you know)...I was much less scared, much more convinced that you suffer from dyslexia, and much more irritated that I had spent so much time actually trying to decipher what you were writing.

I did recognize a few things right off the bat, like "Too Familiar," "best Buy" [sic], and "soup and salads." Other than that, the best I can come up with is that you were hoping we'd sell you some crack.

No...no we won't.

Thanks for writing!

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