Friends and Funk
reply posted on Mar-21-2005 at 12:33 PM

Finally, someone has asked some poignant and probing questions. At least, they would have had they included a question mark somewhere.

Still, let's see about finding some answers.

How did we get our stuff to sound so funky like that? Easy. Dr. Funkenstein's Number One Lucky Best Funktification Serum No. 5.

Tag line: "Number 5 is STILL the funky 1!"

A couple drops of this under your tongue, smeared on your fingertips, or injected into your spleen* and the funk will flow. You do have to have a rudimentary understanding of music, such as "The instrument with strings is a guitar...unless it's the bass" and "B is not the same as B-flat."

Once you have this level of competence, Dr. Funkenstein will do the rest.

As for the cat running from the monsters, I didn't actually take that photo, but I've heard from reliable sources that the cat had just called the monster on the right a "Doofus-butt."

And if there is one rule we all learn in our formative years, it's "Don't call monsters names." So, yes, it's a bit disturbing that the monster is chasing the cat, but perhaps the cat should have kept his mouth shut.

Oh, and I believe the monster on the left was just trying to be a peace-maker. His fangs were bared in more of a "Let's all be friends" manner. So to speak.

*Do not inject items into your spleen without first consulting a qualified physician or veterinarian.

Thanks for writing,

Blaise from Spork