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Where Have All the Utensils Gone News Update
posted by Foxy Vandenburg on Oct-04-2005 at 04:13 PM

Dear Sporkers:
It certainly has been the Year of Change. I just wanted to let you know that it was great to read this recent post and to know you are all still alive. However, I am concerned that the "bassist" who got hitched doesn't seem to be using his rightful moniker, "Stimey," which everyone knows is really a cool name, and let's face it, the fans chose it. So, for the loyal (albeit tired and out-of-touch) fans of Spork, please Stimey, and all of you, remember who you are. Remember the music. Remember your fans. We miss you.
Foxy

New Spork
reply posted on Oct-04-2005 at 05:21 PM

Never despair loyal Foxy, Spork will never forget who we are: Blaise, gN8, Admiral Duck Sauce, and...Stimey. Four prongs of one whole utensil that can still occasionally rock with the best of them...(if the "best of them" includes several now deceased rockers and several lumps of concrete and/or mashed potatoes).

Hope still lingers for a return to glory. And hearing from our fans is one way to ensure that Spork has a reason to rise again.

Another way is to send us giant checks. Anything above $20 is considered giant.

In the meantime, for more on the Spork experience, you can check out our new "My Space" web page at www.myspace.com/perfectutensil. With streaming songs, a new Spork blog, and Spork logos galore!

It's all the rage and all up ons!

Sincerely,

Blaise