Spork: The Official Band of Water

Spork realizes that having a corporate sponsor can go a long way toward paying those hefty chauffeur fees. Thus, the members of Spork are proud to be the official spokespeople of Water, The Official Sportsdrink of Spork!

Below, you can get a sneak preview of our H2O Ad Campaign set to launch in early 2003. Simple taglines and slogans for a beverage that's pure and simple as well.

1 - Water. It's not just for swimming anymore.
2 - No carbs. No electrolytes. No ginsing. Just 2 Hydrogens. And one Oxygen. Water.
3 - Water. It's what makes your sprinkler work.
4 - On fire? Water.
5 - Have you thanked your plumber today? Water.
6 - Bottled, spring or tap. It's all good. Water.
7 - Have plants? Water.
8 - High-divers could not live without it. Water.
9 - Like fish? Water.
10 - Can you have a squirt gun battle with milk? Water.
11 - It's not much of a cruise without water.
12 - Ice hockey, snow days, wave pools. Thank you water.
13 - Lemonade without the water is just a lemon.
14 - Don't blame water for Waterworld. Blame Kevin Kostner.
15 - Slide. Water slide. What a difference water makes.