Perfect Utensil: All the blog that's blog to blog. Blogs from the news pages of the band "Spork". http://www.perfectutensil.com Where have all the utensils gone? A year of unfulfilled promises and dreams... http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=87 Mon, 19 Sep 2005 17:25:36 EST In with the old, in with the new Spork to hold second practice in less than a month http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=86 Wed, 15 Dec 2004 17:28:41 EST Stimey speaks! Bassist holds press conference regarding new name http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=85 Fri, 17 Sep 2004 10:49:12 EST Experience the fury of... Bassist finally has kick-butt nickname http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=84 Thu, 16 Sep 2004 15:23:11 EST The polls are really open! Vote now to name that bassist http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=83 Fri, 13 Aug 2004 10:42:38 EST The Spork Polls Are Open* Spork declares the polls are open*. http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=82 Mon, 09 Aug 2004 00:02:35 EST Bass names See the 'Name that Bassist' entries so far http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=80 Tue, 03 Aug 2004 16:21:51 EST Misnomers and other Marks Latest, greatest and first Spork promotion asks you to name that bassist http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=79 Wed, 14 Jul 2004 12:21:27 EST The Nefarious Dr. Sporctopus Spork bassist suspected of criminal intent http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=78 Sat, 26 Jun 2004 09:21:35 EST No news is bad news; Good news is news is back First site, then posts dis- and re-appear http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=77 Fri, 25 Jun 2004 17:07:55 EST Spork to create new reality show 'Who wants to marry a porcupine?' pilot being shot http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=76 Fri, 25 Jun 2004 14:35:30 EST Everything old is...still old...again Spork keeps promise with "new" news item about nothing being new http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=75 Fri, 25 Jun 2004 14:34:25 EST Papa's got a brand new Spork in his bag Big changes in the works at the perfect utensil http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=74 Fri, 25 Jun 2004 14:31:01 EST Double homicide? Spork to participate in Kill Bill double feature http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=73 Fri, 16 Apr 2004 12:27:28 EST Spork suddenly has fan base...no...really 800 mystery fans out there somewhere http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=72 Mon, 05 Apr 2004 13:23:31 EST The Rusty Sessions Spork back from the brink...almost http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=71 Wed, 31 Mar 2004 14:08:19 EST Spork Outages and Outings, Oh My! If you've been staying current with Spork news recently, this might not come as a surprise to you... http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=70 Mon, 29 Mar 2004 08:12:07 EST Planned Outage PerfectUtensil.com will be down temporarily on March 26, 2004. http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=69 Thu, 25 Mar 2004 23:12:48 EST Spork Warms Up Spork is about to head back into the studio, but this time it's not to record -- mostly. http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=68 Fri, 19 Mar 2004 12:49:47 EST New Web Host www.PerfectUtensil.com gets a new home... http://www.perfectutensil.com/news/index.cfm?newsid=67 Thu, 11 Mar 2004 19:19:03 EST