Misnomers and other Marks
posted by blaise on Jul-14-2004 at 12:21 PM
As Spork bassist Mark Newman prepares to depart for Vienna to visit one of the greatest musical cities in history, his spirits are not flying quite as high as he will be next week.
In a desperate plea for acceptance and hipness, Newman sent an e-mail to fellow Sporkers asking them to find an appropriate moniker for the bass player.
"Could someone please come up with a cool nickname for me? There are times when I feel so left out among the ranks of gNate, Blaise, Diesel and the Admiral. Whatcha got?" Newman said, quite possibly in confidence to the rest of the band.
So, instead of doing any creative thinking themselves, Spork has decided to farm the work out to you, the loyal fans.
Got a suggestion? Send it to us, and if Mark picks your name upon his return from the land of the Blue Danube, you may just get a free Spork sticker courtesy of the US Postal Service.
Those of you who send in crappy names will receive the inability to win the lottery for 10 years. So, choose wisely.
