Mutually Inclusive

You are so abusive
Your group is so exclusive
And you are so elusive.
Your views are contradictory
You misinterpret history
You don't drink when you're thirsty.

You must be over thirty
You have to get here early
Inductions just might hurt me,
You lie about your problems
You don't attempt to solve them
You don't know what to call them.

So tell me what to do,
My face is turning blue,
I still want to join.

Would you let me in,
Can I bring my friends,
I still want to join.

You make up tons of stories
You only talk of glories
You're tending to ignore me.
That music is for rednecks
The other is for ethnics
You keep on playing mind tricks.

You have to be hardworking
You have to be good looking
You must be good at cooking
That outfit's unbefitting
You better start repenting
The world will soon be ending.

(Chorus)

You are so abusive
Your group is so exclusive
And you are so elusive.
Your views are contradictory
You misinterpret history
You don't drink when you're thirsty.

You must be over thirty
You have to get here early
Inductions just might hurt me,
You lie about your problems
You don't attempt to solve them
You don't know what to call them.

(Chorus)

One by One We've got to Join.

You are so obnoxious
Every word is pompous
You're in it for the profit.

You've written angry letters
It didn't make things better
You can't do this forever.
Can't do this forever.
Can't do this forever.
Can't hold out forever.

(Chorus)

Credits
Lyrics: St. Amand

Guitar/Really loud guitar: Smith
Bass/Really loud bass: Newman
Drums/More drums: Schwaninger